Today, just like in the mines, my live-in girlfriend for 6 years... - FML

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By is it me? - 10/08/2018 14:09 - United States - New York

Today, just like in the mines, my live-in girlfriend for 6 years looked at me pointing to a positive pregnancy test stick. Stoked, I started smothering her with kisses. She responded by giving my face a right hook, saying she doesn't want it and after the abortion, she's breaking up with me. FML

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Leeono 26

Monday 13 August 2018 12:12

Do a lot of miners get pregnant? I didn’t know this was a thing.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 13 August 2018 18:55

Jeez, you 49ers have it rough.

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Leeono 26

Monday 13 August 2018 12:12

Do a lot of miners get pregnant? I didn’t know this was a thing.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 13 August 2018 18:55

Jeez, you 49ers have it rough.

JasonThorn 19

Monday 13 August 2018 20:13

Was her name Clementine?

OnReceivingEnd 17

Friday 24 August 2018 15:38

Well, if she didn't want to have kids, she probably shouldn't have been trying so hard to HAVE them. That's what sex is, folks, how kids are made. The orgasms are just to make the experience enjoyable, because if it wasn't, humanity would've died out centuries ago.

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