Today, I have tapeworms. I don't eat meat and couldn't figure...

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By Wormed - 09/06/2017 06:33 - Australia - Seaford

Today, I have tapeworms. I don't eat meat and couldn't figure out how I'd gotten them. Then I remembered the messy 2 week old foster kittens I had for a few days two months ago. They were too young to be wormed while I had them. FML

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Druu 53

Saturday 10 June 2017 23:35

YOU ATE KITTENS??!?!?!

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 13 June 2017 0:02

If it makes you feel better, people used to be advised to take human deworming medicine once a year, and there's discussion of resuming the practice.

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Druu 53

Saturday 10 June 2017 23:35

YOU ATE KITTENS??!?!?!

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 13 June 2017 0:02

If it makes you feel better, people used to be advised to take human deworming medicine once a year, and there's discussion of resuming the practice.

fde2blknimout 18

Thursday 29 June 2017 13:37

Why were you eating the cats shit

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