Today, while on campus, the driver of a pretty white Prius took...

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By Corisaur - 14/09/2018 04:58

Today, while on campus, the driver of a pretty white Prius took it upon themselves to park next to me on the outskirts of the parking lot and give my car its first dent. I’ve only had it for 2 months. FML

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