By devourer, apparently - 14/08/2018 22:18

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that I had grown on him. I thought it was cute, until he added, "like a flesh eating bacteria". FML
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DMA 11

Shortly followed by: “When we first started dating, I ******* despised you. Our first kiss? I was suicidal that night. When we first had sex, that thrusting was me actually trying to get away from you. But you aren’t all that bad I guess.”

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Lalala579121 27

It took two years for you to grow on him? Are you sure he knows you two are dating?

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real life problems 26

That could still be cute in his view, men have a horrible way of putting emotion into words

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donthatemebut 14

Considering most writers are men, I don’t beleave you.

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DMA 11

Shortly followed by: “When we first started dating, I ******* despised you. Our first kiss? I was suicidal that night. When we first had sex, that thrusting was me actually trying to get away from you. But you aren’t all that bad I guess.”

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Glowworm56 26

*buzzer noise* Ooh, wrong simile to use there, Romeo. We were looking for something like "Flower" or "Tattoo."

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Lalala579121 27

It took two years for you to grow on him? Are you sure he knows you two are dating?

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devi_916 39

Are you guys the real life Amy and Sheldon?

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