Today, I found out that my best friend of 6 years chose someone...

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By Bren - 13/07/2018 10:08

Today, I found out that my best friend of 6 years chose someone who she has only known for 2 years to be the godmother of her new baby. I was there throughout the whole pregnancy while the other friend is no where to be found. FML

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Angelo Alvisi 8

Tuesday 17 July 2018 12:57

Ditch the bitch

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Angelo Alvisi 8

Tuesday 17 July 2018 12:57

Ditch the bitch

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