Today, some guy hit my car. Uber is my only job and my car wasn't... - FML

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By "BlueSteele220" - 22/09/2017 23:55 - United States - Denton

Today, some guy hit my car. Uber is my only job and my car wasn't even a year old. FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 26 September 2017 20:29

That'll buff right out. At least you won't get pulled over for a broken taillight.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 26 September 2017 20:29

That'll buff right out. At least you won't get pulled over for a broken taillight.

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