By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 14:04 - United States - Lawrence

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Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML
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paintedchocolate 30

It was just the two of you. What on earth did he hope to accomplish by pretending it wasn't him? O.o

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lexa1love 16

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tormcn 26

Seems like OP's boyfriend is a dirty boy. You deserve it for letting him finish.

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DanCastellaneta 17

I don't think talking dirty is meant to be taken literally...

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lexa1love 16

Oh no, I forgot to use the sarcasm font. Come on guys.

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DanCastellaneta 17

Stop, just stop. This is a website, not a real person.

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notesz 21

Watch out, fml police! Oh no, there aren't any...

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Desi_D123 27

I've heard of dirty sex but that's taking it to a new level...

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bleedingglitter 24

Pfft I would not have let him finish.

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Acerhawk 24

Okay the records 5 lets go!! 1...2...3...4...5...6... YEAH I GOT 6! I GOT 6 AT THE SUN STARE!!

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Miss_Chevious 37

What was the relevance of this comment here?

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paintedchocolate 30

It was just the two of you. What on earth did he hope to accomplish by pretending it wasn't him? O.o

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PePziNL 20

Unless... It wàsn't the two of them.

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poppunkette 22

That's just nasty! I would be with holding sex for ages as punishment

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fitforme 4

Sex shouldn't be a punishment and reward thing. That's a ridiculous and immature way of thinking. If you're angry or upset, by all means, don't have sex with him if you aren't feeling it but it shouldn't literally be withheld as a punishment.

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Badkarma4u 17

Yeah then you'll be whining about him cheating on you.

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Aimeejasmine 15

Too far.. No one deserves to get cheated on no matter how immature they act.

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Badkarma4u 17

Withholding sex and affection for punishment is manipulation at its finest. If a woman thinks her ****** is a weapon, then a man should show her that every woman has one, and will give it to her man.

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Demon_of_Light 27

If a man thinks that a woman owes him sex because he's "her man" and that he has a right to cheat on her if she doesn't give it to him, he's an chauvinist asshole.

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