Today, I was in the kitchen eating dinner. My parents go outside...

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By BCPearl - 14/08/2017 05:09

Today, I was in the kitchen eating dinner. My parents go outside to check out the storm brewing. I glance over and I see the back side of my mom jerking off my dad in the doorway. When I protest, my mom just says, "well don't look then!". FML

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alucard724 9

Thursday 17 August 2017 6:51

mom and pops are some freaks ?

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alucard724 9

Thursday 17 August 2017 6:51

mom and pops are some freaks ?

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