Today, I sat next to a boy in a lecture. This would be completely... - FML

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By "daddyrobyn" - 14/04/2017 01:47

Today, I sat next to a boy in a lecture. This would be completely normal if he hadn't said "I want to make a pillow out of your scent" to me... Fml

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WeirdUS 29

Saturday 22 April 2017 20:51

Even if it was a joke it's still creepy. Never understood why guys think this will actually get them anywhere.

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WeirdUS 29

Saturday 22 April 2017 20:51

Even if it was a joke it's still creepy. Never understood why guys think this will actually get them anywhere.

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