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By Cop-er-Pot - 16/10/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that my work life is far less stressful than my home life. I'm a cop. FML

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By SebastianMiko - 09/11/2012 07:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML

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No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2017 09:07

Today, coming home after a hard day's work was so relaxing. FML

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Wise words

By Anonymous - 05/01/2022 05:01

Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML

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They'll hear you coming

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was diagnosed with exercise-induced asthma. I wanted to be a cop. FML

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By Jonoq - 04/10/2019 16:00 - Canada

Today, in a 2-hour period at work, I had to talk to the cops, clean up shit and clean up vomit, yet none of these events were related. The worst part is, I work as a lifeguard and none of this is in the job description. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By dinkley7 - 25/04/2021 02:00

Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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Lifegoals

By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 18:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, I’m unemployed with no children and hardly any social life, so you’d think my life was a constant, boring holiday, when in fact I'm so busy every day that I think I might have to designate myself a “day off” just to recover from the stress. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

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exileonmainst 16

Monday 16 October 2017 17:14

Bad family, bad family. What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do when they come for you?

pjsr 32

Monday 16 October 2017 19:53

Like the soldier who answered his nagging wife's letters, "Its the 1st time I've been in a big war, and I want to enjoy it in peace for as long as I can"

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exileonmainst 16

Monday 16 October 2017 17:14

Bad family, bad family. What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do when they come for you?

wanted_2_want 40

Monday 16 October 2017 17:23

Yep. Sometimes one is prisoner of our own problems. You need to bail out.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 October 2017 17:30

I’d imagine that at your house “**** the Police” would be foreplay!

pjsr 32

Monday 16 October 2017 19:53

Like the soldier who answered his nagging wife's letters, "Its the 1st time I've been in a big war, and I want to enjoy it in peace for as long as I can"

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 16 October 2017 22:01

It's hard, you can't exactly shoot your family and sprinkle some crack on them. So yes, home can be more stressful.

Onionfairy99 4

Thursday 19 October 2017 22:36

Someone seems a little bitter

davecross 11

Tuesday 17 October 2017 4:45

You need some therapy. Or maybe a divorce!

kousagiii 4

Tuesday 17 October 2017 5:24

I found that for me, that I was a happier person at work than I was at home. Home life has gotten a bit better but, not by much.

darnellq 13

Tuesday 17 October 2017 13:56

I feel ya. I’m in the exact same boat.

TeachAllTheMath 19

Saturday 4 November 2017 10:49

Any way out? Any escape possible? Life is too short to be miserable in your own home

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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML

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Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML

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Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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Today, my wife insisted we try anal until we “got it right”. Well, she complained through the whole thing, wouldn’t let me quit, blamed me when I inevitably did orgasm and she didn’t, and then moaned about how it stings and needing a shower. I don’t even like anal, it’s not my thing at all. FML

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Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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