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By yosmurf - 14/08/2018 04:29
Today, my 4 year old son had to go potty at a restaurant. As he was washing his hands, another man walked in and started to pee. My son apparently took a look and asked me, “Daddy, why is his dick so long?” I refused to look up or answer his question. FML
Answer this question, instead; Why is your 4-year-old son using the word "dick"?