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Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64378) - you deserved it (10518)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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All of you think it's so easy to lose weight, don't you? It isn't. You guys should all just get off your high horses and start thinking a little bit.

#13 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:04am by arienh4

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so did they charge you for two tickets?

#3 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:32am by Sofa_King

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