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Today, I went in for a doctors appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21135) - you deserved it (8475)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:26pm - health - by Betty (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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do you people have to be so fuckin rude? get a life and stop insulting strangers on the internet.

#6 - On 03/17/2010 at 8:10pm by kenadeemarie

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So much for joy.

#1 - On 03/17/2010 at 8:06pm by IScreamRawr

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