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Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 5:05am - health - by makinascene (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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What an asshole! You should have complained to a doctor.

#4 - On 02/05/2009 at 6:30am by badonis

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I hope you looked at him and said, "I don't know, why do I get all the a**holes today?"

#3 - On 02/05/2009 at 6:26am by Freddie

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