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Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13537) - you deserved it (2493)

On 03/11/2010 at 12:04am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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