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Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7889) - you deserved it (53479)

On 04/09/2009 at 10:40pm - health - by clublulu (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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