By clublulu - 10/04/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML
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Same thing different taste

By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
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You "absent mindedly" put magnets in your mouth........ And then you "accidently" swallowed them....... How do you figure???????????

what's wrong with swallowing magnets? you can walk up to a girl wearing a bunch of jewelry (well maybe really really cheap jewelry thats magnetic) and be like.. "I think there's a connection.. I'm magnetically attracted to you"

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You "absent mindedly" put magnets in your mouth........ And then you "accidently" swallowed them....... How do you figure???????????

bridgette5866 0

My friend was chewing on a bingo chip once and swallowed it. Shit happens.

why the hell would u put such objects in ur mouth? I would laugh too

I was once talking to two of my friends and absent mindedly ate my sandwich and whole plate of chips... I had had no recollection of it an thought they took it while I was talking... I still don't remember eating any of it...

I think your name gives us a pretty good reason why you don't remember

Wow I hope you "absent mindedly" swallow a bullet

what's wrong with swallowing magnets? you can walk up to a girl wearing a bunch of jewelry (well maybe really really cheap jewelry thats magnetic) and be like.. "I think there's a connection.. I'm magnetically attracted to you"

YDI. Not sure why you had to go to the ER for it though. They just tell you to go home and let it pass through your system.

Two magnets is bad, if they disconnect then reconnect somewhere else in different places if the intestines then it can cause internal bleeding.

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What the hell. Are you four years old? Why are you putting that crap in your mouth?

Can i stick a something magnetic on you?

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Jesus Christ. You horny bastard, calm down. -.-

i've done pretty much the same thing, don't worry.

me too. but I swallowed a nickel /: yeaaah. I was like 8

starbaby 0

I hope they were atleast those little ones shapped like fruit.

If they were small enough to swallow, they're small enough to... pass.