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Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18032) - you deserved it (1528)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:16am - health - by KateD - United States (Illinois)

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