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Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20337) - you deserved it (1706)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:16am - health - by KateD - United States (Illinois)

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Train your baby to be a ninja assassin and come see that guy again in a few more months.

#13 - On 03/06/2010 at 6:52am by astro_plastic

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The best thing you can do is move on.. I mean there's no way this fucked up your life. You and your hubby know you're not fat so that's all that matters. Congrats on the baby. :)

#6 - On 03/06/2010 at 6:34am by MrsUchiha

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