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Today, my grandma's cat peed on my full leg cast. The closest doctor was a three hour drive away. So my grandma wouldn't take me at all the whole weekend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17734) - you deserved it (1532)

On 03/05/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by murphx3x (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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lol at least it was piss and not a number 2

#5 - On 03/05/2010 at 5:17pm by Rangant

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Least it peed on it and not in it. just wipe your leg down gee whizz

#17 - On 03/05/2010 at 5:30pm by nikkers

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