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Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML


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On 03/04/2010 at 1:52pm - health - by GoDiarrhea (woman) - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

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That sucks! Dads...

#1 - On 03/04/2010 at 5:24pm by Susaluda

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what a big dick!

#2 - On 03/04/2010 at 5:25pm by dreamer13

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