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Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six years. FML

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On 02/27/2010 at 9:03pm - health - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

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why did I have to read this right before I go to bed...

#2 - On 02/28/2010 at 3:08am by dman4412

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It's ok OP, I have an irrational phobia of owls... yet my favorite place to eat is Hooters... the irony makes me ashamed of myself :(

#8 - On 02/28/2010 at 3:14am by PsychoMerk

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