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Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML


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On 02/19/2010 at 5:00pm - health - by lexiiiiiiweee - United States

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Lol nice. I forgot to let go of the ball :L

#1 - On 02/19/2010 at 7:10pm by Dale_xD

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Ouch. He did it on purpose. Kick his ass, I would xD

#18 - On 02/19/2010 at 7:20pm by Vanity_Knight

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