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Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16771) - you deserved it (1369)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:44pm - health - by corleon198425 - United States

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1. #2, are you trying to piss the grammar nazis off???
2. #4, when you lose sight in one eye, you retain 80% of your vision but lose your depth perception so it wouldn't be too hard to type an FML

#14 - On 02/19/2010 at 5:23pm by reyemrein

See in context

+2

man that really sucks

#3 - On 02/19/2010 at 5:18pm by Thebluez

See in context

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