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Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25491) - you deserved it (2241)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:44pm - health - by corleon198425 - United States

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1. #2, are you trying to piss the grammar nazis off???
2. #4, when you lose sight in one eye, you retain 80% of your vision but lose your depth perception so it wouldn't be too hard to type an FML

#14 - On 02/19/2010 at 5:23pm by reyemrein

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You did see a doctor, right?

#21 - On 02/19/2010 at 5:38pm by turdburgers

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