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Today, I went in to my local cafe for my morning coffee. I was chatting to the barista as she was making it, and I mentioned that I was starting a new diet. She goes, "Oh that's great! I've been sneaking skimmed milk in your coffee for years, I didn't want to say anything..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16097) - you deserved it (3624)

On 02/17/2010 at 9:47pm - health - by Skimilk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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