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Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27664) - you deserved it (2091)

On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)

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