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Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait 5 years for a rink to open in my town, 2 weeks for my lessons to begin, but only 10 minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML


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On 02/15/2010 at 1:40pm - health - by skatergrrrl (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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The circle of life is a vicious one.
Take heed, wear protection.

#1 - On 02/15/2010 at 7:05pm by FernandoTorres

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i wonder how many of these posters saying you suck or dumbass or wear protection have ever even stepped foot on an ice rink? it's a lot harder than it looks. i guaruntee you wayne gretzky fell down a few times when he started skating. keep at it op, (ice) skater girls are hawt =p

#41 - On 02/15/2010 at 8:24pm by yourlifesfucked

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