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Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait 5 years for a rink to open in my town, 2 weeks for my lessons to begin, but only 10 minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15314) - you deserved it (2721)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:40pm - health - by skatergrrrl (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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The circle of life is a vicious one.
Take heed, wear protection.

#1 - On 02/15/2010 at 7:05pm by FernandoTorres

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don't give up! learn to balance a hand stand, then get custom inserts so you can wear the ice skates on your hands, and then go put there, practice hard, and become a successful handicapable ice figure skater!! :D you can do it!

#21 - On 02/15/2010 at 7:29pm by KurouTenshi

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