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Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (119719) - you deserved it (5488)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:39am - health - by juliet (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Your teacher's a bitch...an obvious but necessary comment!

#4 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:20am by Sviiiden

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Complain to the principal. That is totally out of line.

#5 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:28am by rosiegrewup

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