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Today , I stappad on tha scala bacausa I'm trying to maintain a good waight. Tha scala raad that I had lost 6 pounds. Faaling raally good about mysalf , I stappad off tha scala only to saa that tha cornar of tha scala was sitting on tha rug , making tha scala mass up and tall ma tha wrong waight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8356) - you deserved it (15300)

On 02/11/2010 at 8:25pm - health - by unknown002 (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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at least you are trying to do something, not sitting around saying that it's ok to be overweight because "some people have genetic disorders" and calling skinny girls anorexic bitches

#6 - On 02/12/2010 at 3:12am by Malinkrot

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drama queen

#3 - On 02/12/2010 at 3:10am by stealthpanda

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