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Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5789) - you deserved it (9981)

On 02/11/2010 at 8:25pm - health - by unknown002 (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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wow... and your life is fucked how?

#1 - On 02/12/2010 at 3:09am by guckylynn

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i ate too much and now im fat fuck my life

#5 - On 02/12/2010 at 3:12am by koirakuen

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