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Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36065) - you deserved it (7109)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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You might weigh more, but at least you're not the one who got knocked up.

#1 - On 02/19/2009 at 6:43pm by midnyte

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#1, you don't know the circumstances and it's quite ignorant to automatically label pregnancy as a bad thing. Remember, without pregnancy, you don't exist.

#4 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:44pm by Seegtease

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