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Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth of nutrisystem food from when my parents went on the nutrisystem diet. I am not able to secure a job and buy my own food, so I have two choices: die of starvation or die of nasty nutrisystem food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19494) - you deserved it (8059)

On 02/05/2010 at 10:19pm - health - by Henry (man) - United States (Virginia)

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I'm sorry you have food to eat and the luxury of a computer to cry out to the world of your petty "problems!" stop crying and be thankful for what you have

#18 - On 02/06/2010 at 3:52am by b512

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Two things:

Get a Job: Get a job? You're telling him to get a job? NO ONE is hiring. No, not even McDonalds. Not even Walmart. Getting any job is not an easy thing to do. It also says in the OP that he "is not able to secure a job, meaning he tried and is probably trying. Read, motherfuckers.

At least you have food: I HATE this card. When people say "be thankful for what you have, people in [insert 3rd world country] have it worse!" it just pissed me off. With that mindset, NO problem is big enough. Allow me to demonstrate
Not a lot of food? Could be in Africa. In Africa? Could be dead.
Got a sprained wrist? Could be a broken arm. Broken arm? Could be in a body cast. Body Cast? Could be in Africa.

Yes, people are allowed to whine about their problems. They are problems. yes, some people have no shelter, and they should be helped, but someone whose got a problem such as eating nutrisystem for four months ahould be allowed to complain. It's not like you would take his place.

#53 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:39am by newsgit

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