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Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth of nutrisystem food from when my parents went on the nutrisystem diet. I am not able to secure a job and buy my own food, so I have two choices: die of starvation or die of nasty nutrisystem food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19225) - you deserved it (8014)

On 02/05/2010 at 10:19pm - health - by Henry (man) - United States (Virginia)

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I suppose your parents never went through with the diet.....

#2 - On 02/06/2010 at 3:17am by harmony88

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I'm sorry you have food to eat and the luxury of a computer to cry out to the world of your petty "problems!" stop crying and be thankful for what you have

#18 - On 02/06/2010 at 3:52am by b512

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