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Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML


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On 02/04/2010 at 3:40am - health - by littlespoon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Your girlfriend is either a b**ch, or she is very thoughtless. I would keep this over her head for a long time

#5 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:09am by TryToBeKind

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maybe she is giving you a sign that she wants her "pussy" wet lol!

#13 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:13am by swagga0n1oo

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