Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

by littlespoon / 02/04/2010 at 3:40am / United States (Oregon) / Health

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  • Your girlfriend is either a b**ch, or she is very thoughtless. I would keep this over her head for a long time

    #5 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:09am by TryToBeKind

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  • maybe she is giving you a sign that she wants her "pussy" wet lol!

    #13 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:13am by swagga0n1oo

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