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Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15724) - you deserved it (2131)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:40am - health - by littlespoon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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