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Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21123) - you deserved it (2464)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:48am - health - by Scaredshitless - Sent from mobile version

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Haha, wow. FYL

#3 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:09am by 050294

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I don't understand how you could do that
unless you had really runny shit

bad luck though, ew

btw when you said the kid "popped out" I imagined him popping out of the toilet just before you got there

#14 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:23am by hehe_oops

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