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Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19860) - you deserved it (2322)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:48am - health - by Scaredshitless - Sent from mobile version

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