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Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9901) - you deserved it (42382)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

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