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Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13359) - you deserved it (55719)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

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So, you called your friend fat then you fit her pants. Sounds about right. Karma. F your friend's life for having a friend that calls her fat.

#8 - On 02/19/2009 at 12:19pm by xolotl

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If your friend saw this FML they would be totally hurt.

#9 - On 02/19/2009 at 12:24pm by whoop

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