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Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20741) - you deserved it (1725)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:10pm - health - by ptwm (man) - United States (Virginia)

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dude....ive been going bald since i was 14...so dont feel too bad

#1 - On 01/25/2010 at 7:37pm by c_struck53

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It's not a FYL as long as you bald graciously. Plenty of men are able to look perfectly presentable to the world whilst balding. Just embrace it - no comb-overs, don't let the remains of hair grow super-long in compensation, no toupees or wigs. Shaving works, or at least keep the remainder short, Picard-style. The ladies will come a flocking. Be confident in yourself and little physical trites like balding are inconsequential.

#5 - On 01/25/2010 at 7:44pm by ebbomega

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