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Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML


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On 01/25/2010 at 3:10pm - health - by ptwm (man) - United States (Virginia)

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dude....ive been going bald since i was dont feel too bad

#1 - On 01/25/2010 at 7:37pm by c_struck53

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I always say, men don't lose their hair, it just begins to migrate south.

#2 - On 01/25/2010 at 7:37pm by Sappheyes

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