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Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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On 01/25/2010 at 1:33am - health - by nyu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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i do this all the time. haha.
well.. maybe not actually kick them... but definitely pull it away and kind of kick the air. so embarrassing.

#1 - On 01/25/2010 at 6:18am by nadsm

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i know what you mean OP but you could of told the person you ticklish by foot and they would of made it easier or use another method lol.

...<.< shhh but OP this could be your chance >.> tell them its a warning that if they dont do their job right next time it more then kicking you'll do and >:) .

#7 - On 01/25/2010 at 7:01am by Sekococo

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