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Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7652) - you deserved it (12945)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:33am - health - by nyu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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