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Today, I weighed myself. When I was fifteen, my mom yelled at me, saying that I was going to end up being 200 pounds by the time I was forty. Well, mom, you're wrong. At this rate I'll be 200 pounds by the time I'm twenty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10038) - you deserved it (32809)

On 01/23/2010 at 2:47pm - health - by notaguidette (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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prove her wrong by eating more and more and become 300 pounds :)

#2 - On 01/23/2010 at 5:07pm by Breazy

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STOP EATING!!!

#1 - On 01/23/2010 at 5:06pm by bk_chick13

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