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Today, I got out of the hospital for the second time in a week. The first time was for a seizure that my cat induced by tripping me over. The second was to get stitches from the Doberman that had decided to take over my front yard while I was gone. Apparently I was intruding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22792) - you deserved it (2084)

On 01/23/2010 at 12:13am - health - by estallidos (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Perhaps you should avoid animals in general for awhile...

#1 - On 01/23/2010 at 6:05am by DerangedFox

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A dog decided to take over your front yard? You sure you didn't just go to the wrong house 'cause you were messed up from your pain meds? lol

#4 - On 01/23/2010 at 6:14am by dbcheeseburger

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