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Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23897) - you deserved it (6828)

On 01/21/2010 at 3:20pm - health - by imalwaystired - Sent from mobile version

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I couldn't help but think of the Single Ladies' clown.

#1 - On 01/21/2010 at 5:09pm by betseyville

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O come on guys you all say YDI for not closing the cabinet door, it happens to everyone

#67 - On 01/22/2010 at 6:51am by FreakHead

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