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Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17321) - you deserved it (5116)

On 01/21/2010 at 3:20pm - health - by imalwaystired - Sent from mobile version

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