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Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54817) - you deserved it (2473)

On 01/21/2010 at 6:41am - health - by Dude (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

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well tell that bitch why you missed the first 2 weeks! :/

#2 - On 01/21/2010 at 10:10am by lukascepanovic

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This is probably one of those very rare instances where you could cuss out your teacher big time and get away with it... after you have explained to the head teacher that you father just died of course.

#3 - On 01/21/2010 at 10:11am by Jimboom

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