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Today, I decided to treat my yeast infection over the counter to avoid going to the doctor. Too bad I didn't read the directions. Now I have to go to the doctor to get the tip of the applicator removed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4467) - you deserved it (23703)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Your vagina must be huge if you've been given directions.
Most people just get instructions.

#20 - On 01/20/2010 at 5:57pm by FernandoTorres

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@ #59..You're fucking ignorant if you think that only skanks get yeast infections. You can get a yeast infection from taking too many bubble baths. If she was treating her genital warts, then you could possibly call her a skank. But a yeast infection? It's my turn to ask you what the hell is wrong with you. And more than that, stop being an arrogant ass when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You're either a man or a 13 year old girl.

#61 - On 01/20/2010 at 9:03pm by DiDi123

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