By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
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Same thing different taste

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F the OP's life for thinking it is possible she ate it and it lived through it!

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Wow the cardinal really feels they know best don't they! No way is it not implied, that was also my initial understanding too.

Towelie_31 0

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u got that from the mtv parody of matrix right

vde_fml 15

Think logically, can a cockroach survive the stomach acid? If yes then it's came trough your body.

actually fellas cockroaches can live through a lot.

not really. everyone always says that because they can survive nuclear fallout. they can't survive my shoe though.

depotst 0

Actually, he was right. I always think it's weird when people write comments like that.. I'm not sure if it's people being lazy, reading comprehension fail or what.

no shit, the cockroach would've been dead even before it reached her stomach, she would hv chewed it to death! There is another possibility, it may have fallen into the toilet from her panties :/

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Probably after or your stomach acids would have killed/injured it wayy before the day after. Plus if you ate it you need also to consider the way you eat and how you managed to not chew it. Your house may be questionable otherwise. This is disturbing and hillarious, not sure which more so

So roaches can survive massive radiation but not a little acid?

Radiation =/= being dunked and churned in acid for close to an hour. And it certainly isn't "a little"...

DeadMansCrack 4

Yeah, without all of the mucous surrounding the stomach, the acids would eat away at your body from the inside.