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Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30188) - you deserved it (2870)

On 01/10/2010 at 12:55am - health - by anonymous - United States

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Your parents sure do love you.

#2 - On 01/10/2010 at 6:09am by Impromptu

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when I broke my collar bone, and was screaming in agony, asking my dad to drive me to hospital, my dad told me "to stop complaining, nothings wrong, and besides, I'm sending an e-mail"

this man is supposed to be a fully trained emergency responder.


So I feel your pain.

#8 - On 01/10/2010 at 7:07am by whyevenbother

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