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Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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On 01/09/2010 at 11:11am - health - by Michelle (woman) - United States (New York)

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Ewwww! Thats foul

#1 - On 01/09/2010 at 5:36pm by Erindub

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that sucks. maybe you should of just spat in the sink.

#2 - On 01/09/2010 at 5:38pm by sweatnut

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