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Today, I got sent home from work for appearing stoned/under the influence of drugs. I suffer from severe hay fever, which no antihistamine has fixed yet, hence the red and glassy eyes. FML


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On 01/03/2010 at 5:59am - health - by nzkristy (woman) - New Zealand (Southland)

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Seriously, tell them it's hayfever, and they can have you tested if they want, if you're innocent?
Not difficult. YDI for not standing up for yourself.

#9 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:28pm by Emrysa

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well... now you get a day of rest. well deserved! YDI thus.

#8 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:27pm by blland

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