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Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23062) - you deserved it (3581)

On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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Did you grasp your knee and go "Sshhhh--Ahhhhh... Shhhhhh--Ahhhhhhhh" for a while?

#3 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:15am by Peter_45

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Your dad obviously believes in tough love.

#2 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:14am by pendatic

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