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Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I had fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19211) - you deserved it (10308)

On 12/29/2009 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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you're lucky your arm didn't fall asleep during the day,or else it'd be up all night.

#5 - On 12/29/2009 at 6:28am by snafu57

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don't be so boring!! this story is much better than all that whiny shit posted by losers and nerds!

#10 - On 12/29/2009 at 7:05am by krivedko

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