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Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I had fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13836) - you deserved it (8056)

On 12/29/2009 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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you're lucky your arm didn't fall asleep during the day,or else it'd be up all night.

#5 - On 12/29/2009 at 6:28am by snafu57

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...I've never had this happen before.

Also, FMLs get posted because they're somehow funny and it makes the mods laugh, not necessarily because they're particularly horrible in nature. The definition of an FML, if you go to the FAQ page, is an anecdote or "little things that screw with your day". LITTLE things. I find this one to be something that would screw with my day. Take out the stick, STFU, and enjoy it for what it is. Or, just move on.

#18 - On 12/29/2009 at 8:06am by Back_In_Action

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