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Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34748) - you deserved it (4883)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

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