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Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42563) - you deserved it (6092)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

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I see you didn't inherit your mother's sense of humour.

#21 - On 02/19/2009 at 9:47am by arms_akimbo

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my mom says stuff like that to me
:/
that sucks dude.

#1 - On 02/18/2009 at 5:13pm by haleyashton

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