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Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33230) - you deserved it (2095)

On 12/12/2009 at 11:55am - health - by FrozenD - Canada (Ontario)

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Not at all impossible, Manon. I've been there. Three day power outage in the middle of winter. I could see my breath. The fridge, normally keeping cold in, kept the cold out during that time. I had to put stuff in my fridge to keep it from freezing.

#5 - On 12/12/2009 at 2:17pm by skaloop

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#7 - On 12/12/2009 at 2:19pm by Alex_Zhen

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