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Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated... I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14515) - you deserved it (5652)

On 12/11/2009 at 2:50am - health - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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