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Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML

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On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Cold turkey helps because it's yummy. You'll be too busy eating it to smoke.

#7 - On 12/10/2009 at 3:35am by lazytown

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Heh, I remember thinking the same thing the first time I heard that expression. It's a pretty bizarre saying if you think about it.

#5 - On 12/10/2009 at 3:31am by kitkatkelly

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