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Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4692) - you deserved it (22376)

On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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