Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Health

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  • Cold turkey helps because it's yummy. You'll be too busy eating it to smoke.

    #7 - On 12/10/2009 at 3:35am by lazytown

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  • Heh, I remember thinking the same thing the first time I heard that expression. It's a pretty bizarre saying if you think about it.

    #5 - On 12/10/2009 at 3:31am by kitkatkelly

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