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Today, I was eating a bag of almonds I got from the bulk food store, picking off what I thought was stringy remnants of their shells. When I finally got down to the bottom of the bag, I found a silk worm circling around the last almond left of a bag of about 200. FML


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On 12/09/2009 at 12:25am - health - by somechick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Nutting wrong with that. And if you send a letter of complaint into the company who sold it to you then you would get a bag or perhaps even a few bags free. ;-)

#4 - On 12/09/2009 at 6:59am by Jimboom

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oh my god. siiiick. defo FYL

#1 - On 12/09/2009 at 6:22am by StarElise

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