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Today, I was eating a bag of almonds I got from the bulk food store, picking off what I thought was stringy remnants of their shells. When I finally got down to the bottom of the bag, I found a silk worm circling around the last almond left of a bag of about 200. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23803) - you deserved it (4064)

On 12/09/2009 at 12:25am - health - by somechick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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oh my god. siiiick. defo FYL

#1 - On 12/09/2009 at 6:22am by StarElise

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Its like cerial. You just never can guess what kind of prize you will get :)

#11 - On 12/09/2009 at 8:54am by Creeper09

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